Sound Output: plop, plopping sounds while processing
ADB: none
Ethernet: none
Machine Gestalt ID: none
PRAM Battery: none
Minutiae:
Mr. Java Portable is part of the original Mr. Java product line. Although its percolation processor has fallen out of favor lately, its ability to utilize a variety of processor fuels makes it an ideal choice for camping trips. The processor unit is compatible with wood, coal, charcoal, gasoline, alcohol, napalm, and other fires.